The time has come again; the temperatures are dropping and people are suddenly coughing, sneezing and moaning all around you. Of course, we feel terribly bad for all those sad souls suffering a cold or perhaps even a fever. However, when it comes to men they suddenly suffer a very different disease, one that’s known as the ‘man cold’. Described as:
“the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or children’s cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonald’s, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.”
As man cold season is slowly starting, women from all around the world are sharing their hilarious experiences with the ‘mancold’:
I’m 9 months pregnant. My husband has a cold. Who’s complaining more? #mancold
— Alli Moos (@allijane87) 17 maart 2017
Hubs and I both have the flu.
Only difference is I’m cleaning the kitchen and he’s dying.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) 15 februari 2017
My husband has a cold so we’re using google maps to plot the quickest routes to local emergency rooms. Pray for us.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) 22 november 2016
My husband isn’t even sick anymore and we are still talking about how sick he was a few weeks ago.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) 24 februari 2017
I caught my husband’s #mancold which means he narrowly escaped death and I have to make dinner tonight.
— Tracy Beckerman (@TracyBeckerman) 24 september 2017
My husband is home sick from work today and it’s like having one thousand babies.
— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) 15 december 2014
My husband is home sick with the flu today, so I have to run to the store for some ice cream to make myself feel better.
— Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) 28 februari 2017
I’ll be on my deathbed and my husband will still say, “Oh man. I’ve got the worst cold ever. The. Worst.”
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) 22 maart 2017
When my husband is sick, I feel so bad for me
— rebekah roberts 🎈 (@bekahrobertswar) 1 juni 2017
When husband is sick:
-Make me soup? (*sniffle)
-Sleeps all day
When I’m sick:
-What’s for dinner?
-Let’s clean out the basement!
— Lorie (@LorieGZ) 22 mei 2017
I’m setting up a Caring Bridge site for my husband’s cold so everyone can keep up with the latest developments.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) 6 juni 2015